Jokes, stories, nonsense
Found this on Facebook this morning. I thought it was so appropriate for me!
I found this on Facebook this morning and thought it worth sharing. :smart:
Ever wonder what is the appropriate way to argue on the internet?
Well, wonder no more!
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?”
He said “No, but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me!”.
Then the police dispatcher said “All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.”
George said, “Okay.”
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.